My phone is wearing the shirt that says "I'm with Stupid!"

I'm pretty sure that my phone thinks i'm stupid. I have the Blackberry Curve. It's always asking me for passwords & such. But when i'm in the car i'll try to use my voice commands so I have less of a chance of crashing into the car in front of me from pushing buttons.

Here's how our conversation goes:

Phone: Say a command...
Me: Call Marion
Phone: Did you say Call ElMatador?
Me: No
Phone: Did you say Call Malstrom Salon?
Me: No
Phone: Did you say call Mindy Chase?
Me: No!
Phone: I don't understand the command. Please try again.

So I push the button again.
Phone: Say a command...
Me: Call Marion
Phone: Did you say Call ElMatador?
Me: No
Phone: Did you say Call Malstrom Salon?
Me: No
Phone: Did you say Call Marion?
Me: Yes
Phone: Next time say Call Marion, Mobile, One
Phone: Calling Marion

And it says it so snotty too. Like you can just see it looking down at you shaking its head & putting it's nose up. It has a womans voice on it & she's so proper all the time. It makes me want to say "How about next time I slam you on the ground & you break into a million pieces!" Ah! I don't know why it irritates me so bad, but she's totally asking for trouble. :)