Why do they always do that in magazines??? And if someone does know you like they're not going to recognize you because you have a black bar on your face. I just looks like you're wearing Jordi LaForge glasses. Right?
So, ya know how I talked about a few styles I cannot wear? Well i've figured out some more of them. I like to shop at Ross. Yes I do. I like it cuz I like a good deal. And, sometimess I do buy something just to wear it once. Some of the fabrics are super synthetic & when you wash them they go all crazy like. But it was only $7 so who cares. Whoever made up Rayon needs to die.
First of all, I cannot pull of the tube top. Not cuz RBF says to ban it, but cuz I apparently don't have the body for it. Or as Joan Rivers says, you need some bazooms. Which, I don't. I think a tube top is cute with a cute little cardigan or shrug, but even at that, my body doesn't cooperate. The other thing I can't wear for summer is a short. Anu length, short, medium, bermuda...none. All they do is make my legs look squat. I don't think I have bad legs, just maybe shorter than I would like. I can pull off a capri-length legging but shorts, out of the question. So I have to settle with the capri or crop. Which I guess is ok.
Also, i'm a fan of heels, but in the summer my fav. pair of Steve Madden heels seem too wintry or fall like. I would love to wear a cute strappy heel but my foot is so wide that they look like they are squishing out of the straps & i'm going to fall off of them. And, I can't wear a stiletto cuz I can't balance so it needs to be a thicker heel or a wedge or even a kitten heel.
Does everyone else have this many wardrobe problems???
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